A Philosophical Joke

Once upon a time, there was a bird that flew up so high, his wings froze. Unable to move he went in a free fall until he touched ground. He was shaking of coldness and as the time passed, he was dying of hypothermia. A passerby cow that didn’t have time to go to the bathroom dunged the poor bird and covered him completely with the recently made excrements. Like the dung was a little warm, the ice began melting and the bird stopped dying of hypothermia. Now, another kind of dying began as he was drowning in the pool of dung. Asking for help, the bird began to tweet and a passerby cat heard him. The cat went to his rescue and took him out of the dung. He bathed the bird in a river not very far away from there. Once the bird was clean, the cat ate him.